Me: Good Morning! Did you have a nice Valentine's night?
Bud: No time to talk...in a hurry here. Gotta call an Uber and get outta town. Now.
Me: I'm assuming this has to do with last night.
Bud: You have no idea.
Me: Tell me.
Bud: I have no idea. All I know is...I woke up this morning stark naked with these pink keys sticking out from under my pillow. That can't be good news.
Me: Bud. You don't wear clothes. And those are my keys.
Bud: Oh. sigh
Me: What?
Bud: In that case, this is really bad news.
Me: Why? Nothing happened.
Bud: Precisely.
A lost Dachshund was found swallowed whole in the stomach of a giant catfish in Berlin on July 2003.
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Was it still alive?
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Too bad Bud, maybe stay a little more sober next time.
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