Me: Bud! Did you pee on the floor over there?
Bud: What is this? The Inquisition?
Me: Well, did you?
Bud: Why do you ask?
Me: Don't answer a question with a question, smarty pants.
Bud: Why not?
Me: Ugh. You are off topic. What is that mess on the floor?
Bud: Dunno. Ask Idiot Brother...you know how hard he was to housebreak.
Me: Rocky is in his crate right now. This is your fault.
Bud: Uuummm...maybe Senior did it.
Me: Nope. Elliot is outside. YOU'RE the culprit.
Bud: OK, OK...I did it.
Me: Shame, canine! You know better. What's your excuse?
Bud: Jeez! I'm 16 years old...and practically blind...and-oh yeah- that cheap beer you buy goes right through me.
In ancient Greece, kennels of dogs were kept at the sanctuary of Asclepius at Epidaurus. Dogs were frequently sacrificed there because they were plentiful, inexpensive, and easy to control. During the July 25 celebration of the kunophontis ("the massacre of dogs"), dog sacrifices were performed to appease the ancestors of Apollo's son, Linos, who was devoured by dogs.
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That's right Bud, lobby for the good stuff.
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