Me: What's with the suitcases, Bud? I thought you were busy getting ready for your birthday.
Bud: Time to take a break. A little bird told me you were going to Puerto Rico Saturday.
Me: Without you.
Bud: Unthinkable. I need to shop for party favors.
Me: I'm going to be busy. No time to traipse around the island in search of piña colada infused rawhide chews.
Bud: See? You are fabulous at this stuff.
Me: I am?
Bud: Sure. Everyone is still talking about the Mardi Gras party --your attention to detail is beyond legendary.
Me: It is?
Bud: You're the talk of the town?
Me: I am?
Bud: Those party favors aren't going to buy themselves, are they?
Me: You just reeled me in, didn't you...
Bud: Just like a fish. Now. Let's talk about seating...I'm thinking first class...
Some dogs can smell dead bodies under water, where termites are hiding, and natural gas buried under 40 feet of dirt. They can even detect cancer that is too small to be detected by a doctor and can find lung cancer by sniffing a person’s breath.
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