WRITE A SHORTER POST YOU BORING OLD FART!

in funny •  7 years ago 

Yesterday I did a long post about toxic arse juice but a few people messaged me to say it bored their tits off.

"I haven't got all day to read one of your great big long posts about boring shit. Just post a freaky picture of something weird so i can get back to texting my friends with selfies of my soy latte"

OK - here is a picture of a transgender person with inflatable rubber boobs about to drink 3 liters of diet coke and attend a vegans for non-gender specific toilet legislation and gun control meeting:

New Zealand's transgender prime minister Jacinda Ardern recently invited Canada’s transgender prime minister Justin Trudeau to visit New Zealand and discuss a progressive trade agenda, climate change and a feminist international development policy targeting gender equality...

Is anyone else noticing some really weird shit going on? OK I'm keeping things short today, but I'll be revisiting this topic!


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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

I know, I know, we have a feminist bitch for a Prime Moron. I think I'll move to Mexico, cuz Canada is no longer the promised land for "peoplekind". What a moron.

I think Canada has a feminist bitch for a Prime Moron as well!

He is the kinda guy who will go get you a gatorade when you are all dehydrated from fucking his wife.

Lol that Arse Juice post was a gem! Don't listen to the hates with 3 second attention spans :P

I think you might enjoy reading what I just posted here: Engineering Consumerism And Manipulating Masses.

Not that you are likely to learn something you don't already know, but I'm sure you'll enjoy the reminder that there is still hope and we are not all Sheeple here...that being said Imma go back and finish that Soy Latte :P

hahaha lol @sift666
It's not about length, it's just about quality
interested followers will not care about the length

That's what they say about Justin!

I will never forget justins inspirational speech titled : butt sex and broccoli, 2 things you will never enjoy as an adult if they were forced on you as a child.

let everybody say, if they don't want, you don't force anybody to read

hahah when you write a long post lol

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Lol you nailed it with just a single post today ;p

Why don't you make your posts longer. It just started to get interesting and why end it with a normal looking human being. Now I'm going to have a hard time sleeping tonight.

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Yo backed to blogging again. I got some awesome articles, check em out!

Just because you ard a dwarf tranny hooker doesn't mean you don't have to shave. Have some damn respect for your self. Probably looks like ig has gary coleman in a leg lock under that dress.

Screw 'em, my friend. If they don't have time to read a post that really wasn't all that long, they don't have time to be educated. Short attention spans on the Internet. You do you. I say double the length of the next one. Bahahahaha! :)

Mannnn, this post was too short.
And that transvestite was too sh... vertically challenged, too.

And a soy latte? Really?
If I pay for such, I am getting real cream, real sugar, real espresso, real calories, real caffeine! (of course I haven't had one in like a year, but when I pay for it, its going to be the real deal)

So, get back here and add more to this post!

And now I laughed mytits off!

Without your tits will you be transgender?

don't care about the people who tell you that
just do what you believe is good
you are here for yourself and your loyal followers not for them

They are not really my type :)

steady friend, you are very creative, always write in accordance with the moments that occur in your daily life. great....

WTF everybody think Justin is hot and now you come up with this story that he is transgender. I can't believe it :S
Who gives a fuck if other want shorter post, write whatever you like!

oh really its a very funny post thanks dear

That dress really suits you dear

wonderful.......
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very interesting post its funny thanks

lolz what just happened hahahah

hahahh last post got triggered looks like lot of coca cola fans ;)

hahaha thats so amazing...
you have a good sense of humor @sift666

wow great post thanks for sharing

wow thanks for sharing

Nice post@sift666
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follow @minime

Good post

hahhahahahahhahahha lol

Fucking needledick


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Very funny stuff XD

Yeah, the Coke post was long but well worth the time.

Cheers
Anj :D

Love your trans gen dwarf.

I like your coke post.

Like to read long ass posts. That why i am here. To read and expand my mind and maybe making som dollar doing it. Bit thats not enough to keep me here. I need the brain food.

If i just wanted money i would be off shore ør in some office right now, but im not....