SASQUATCH RECONNAISSANCE GUIDE
Today we'll be learning how to "Squatch" safely and effectively. The techniques you'll learn in this article are also effective in pursuit of Ogopogo, Ahool and a variety of fresh or salt water Turtles.
Before we venture off into deep back country wilderness, there's a few rules we need to remember first.
Part one is going to cover the 3 basic rules of Squatching
Let's begin!
- Rule #1 -
- Rule #2 -
FOUL LANGUAGE WARNING
You don't want to be squirting wet shits all over the forest floor, let alone a 700lb - 900lb cryptid.
For some healthy choices
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- Rule #3 -
Be warned... Any songs by Nickleback might get you killed. Sasquatch hates Nickleback.
SASQUATCH RECONNAISSANCE GUIDE
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Nice one
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This is freaking hilarious!
Oh my lord. Literally laughing my ass off right now.
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I had a couple belly laughs writing it as well. The reaction of the guy in the first image was the inspiration for the "carnal complications" bit... lol.
And the taco image? Too perfect.
Thanks for your support @lenadr
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That's awesome! I'm glad this one got some attention, I'm looking forward to writing Pt 2 and Pt 3.
I've included the image sources at the bottom of the page. I've never cited images before, let me know if I did it incorrectly.
Thank you for your support :)
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No problem! How are you formatting your posts?
If you're using Markdown, this is a good website to look at: https://github.com/adam-p/markdown-here/wiki/Markdown-Cheatsheet. Scroll down to "Links" and you can learn how to create hyperlinks.
If you're using html, go to this site: https://www.w3schools.com/html/html_links.asp
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I've been using markdown. That's a great page though which has some more info then I'm aware of. Bookmarked.
Thanks again :)
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You nailed this lol After Part 2 we should all be ready to tackle sasquatch hunting effectively! Thanks for sharing. We only have the mothman here in West Virginia but the mothman convention is coming up soon so maybe I can learn to effectively hunt sasquatch and the mothman at the same damn time.
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I kind of have you to thank for this one. Like I mentioned in the comment, you inspired the idea so thanks :D
I've heard that mothman and sasquatch hang in the same circles, I think they even dated the same girl in high school...
;)
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You're welcome :) no need to thank me though, we should all be here to help each other grow.
If what you say is indeed true, maybe I will not hunt them together. I don't want to be in the middle of some demonic cat fight 😄
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Absolutely, agreed :)
Pt 2 is up, you might pick up a couple more pointers in there ;P
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Sweeeeeeeeeet! So glad this one got some recognition. Thanks to everyone over @OCD!!!
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AWWW SNAP!! Thanks @muxxybot!
An even bigger thank you to @lenadr :)
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