I remember telling my mother in the grocery store one day that I wanted to own one. I also told her I would make all the food free, so that everyone could afford it. I'm fairly certain the altruistic nature of the comment was due in part to me asking for something and being told that we couldn't afford it.

I ended up owning a bar, and my customers must have heard my proclamation when I was a child because they constantly try to convince me that my product should be free.