Musician jokes

in funny •  7 years ago 

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Musician jokes.

I’ll go first.

What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
Homeless.

Your turn.

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How can you tell if there is a drummer at your front door?

The knocking speeds up and he doesn't know when to come in.

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I resemble that remark.

That is pizza with free music for good tip 😂
He can't be broke if he get nice ideas like these!

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down their volume?

Give him music to read

Yes, you win this Bolded text.