The Jail Cat, AKA J-Cat, is a curious creature, manipulative and conniving with the finely tuned ability to garner scraps of food using a very simple yet effective techniques. Each J-Cat is unique, however they all share common varying characteristics. Some may have a very extensive vocabulary although lacking the ability to properly use it, stringing complex words together in a nonsensical fashion unintentionally confusing and stunning it's prey. Sometimes the ebonics alone cause so much pain that the prey gives up the goods just so the J-Cat will provide a temporary reprieve , lasting up to but no longer than 24 hours. After capturing the targeted sustenance the J-Cat may retreat to its domicile (otherwise referred to as a "jack shack") carefully crafted out of material collected from his surroundings, and a towel. It is advisable to keep a distance when the J-Cat is in said domicile, especially if he has his back towards you because his defenses can be deadly to your facial orifices.
Anatomy of a J-Cat
9 years ago by steemitstreamer (8)