Spell for less Calories...

in funny •  7 years ago 

I need to lose weight, so Magician told me to put 3 spells in the shape of triangle, in my food, to get rid off all calories, in this vegetarian food...

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Also, to lose calories I need to wave with my left hand, keep my mobile in the right hand and smile....In that way, the Magic will be successful and there will be even Negative calories in the food, those that will burn my Fat...

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A fine looking feast!

Yes, very tasty...Rice, mushrooms, Macedonian big green peppers, sauce with pickles, green salad ( grass salad - joke ),...and than @dobartim made a call gave the phone to me to talk and ate all...

@dobartim is a smart eater! Engaging your attention and eating all the delishes food! Lol

It reminded me of holidays the way it looked, outside at the table. Ah lovely!

Yes, actually, 2nd May, picnics outside and full Table with meals, Yes you are right...

Delishes

Aaah yes, delicious when you put special spell...

No negative calories is this vegetarian meal. You’re good to go with your meal ma’am. The magician must be a fluke.
Zoran would not even take If there were. He’s a sure man. 😀

Lol.

Oooh, ZoraN, you remembered me of ZoraNitto...

Exactly! ZoraNitto.

Haha will give it a try as well, anything is worth trying at this point lol

Yes, try,..but we didn't add that meanwhile riding bicycle is part of the Magic...20 km almost every day...

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Best advice to lose weight is to drink plenty of pure water imo! :)

Of course, He does that...Thanks for advice...I need to do that more...

Ha, ha, ha ... That magician is going to kill you with hunger, dear @tatjanastan. Almost that hypnotizes you with the sublime illusion of: "You have no mouth", "You have no hands", "Nothing will bring food to your mouth" and boom! ... It was done!

Yes, we can say that also...but definitely we need to cut it if we want better kilos to have...

You could add an invisible pork steak, with magic power, it would not even appear to external eyes.

Yeah but we are vegetarians...We can add only this Vegan salami, soy free...salve-natura-smoked-mozaic-01.jpg

I am trying to loose wait too and had to change my diet. I cut out bread lately and try to follow vegetarian and raw food diet. Somehow it works. Enjoy your meal :)

Yes, I was just kidding, but we don't eat chocolates, meat, fish, eggs, gas drinks, bread,...We ride bicycles,...The thing is we need to get use to this kind of eating,...

I stopped everything, but eat fish and chocolate once in a while. It is really difficult to maintain such a diet, but we need to be strong :)

Lunch time. Healthy food for healthy growth. Spiritually and physically. Have a great lunch my friend

ooh, you are very kind,...thanks

Where I come from we say the way to a man's heart is through is stomach...this is a candid represenation of that saying, I mean, look how happy that food makes you 😌👌👌

Yes, but less calories are better than soo much calories...

Agreed.

Hahahahah...u must be kiding.

His advice qualifies for joke of the century contest.

Nooo, I'm very serious like last years snow....:)

Then u should follow and wait for nothing to happen...lolx.

Hope to see you fat free soon with this magic being going in right direction! Which I don't think is going to happen! Lol

Not, of course, there is no short cut...

Love and food the essentially essential for the Happy life and I am sure dear sir @dobartim and lovely @tatjanastan are made for each other.

:)

My elder brother gain much weight and fat. but I look him using pure water with lemon and honey in every day morning.
he is perfect now in his physic. try it, must work positive.....

Yes, this is excellent suggestion. That to use before starting eating...Thanks

That might work ;-)

try it...

Lol, looks like @dobartim. Hahah
You dont need to burn fat, the fatter the better

Yes, He is