You should know how this works by now, but if you do not, keep reading and I'm sure you will figure it out.
@kayaman asks;
"Why isn't everyone on Steemit following you already? They are missing out."
Take a look at the world, my dear friend. Intelligence once referred to a human's ability to think logically, solve problems and learn efficiently. Now, intelligence has been redefined to mean, "the ability for a human to regurgitate unverifiable facts that they read in a book or seen on a TV." Where you would once have been considered smart to scrutinize mainstream theories, due to the deeply political nature of modern science, it is now believed that anyone who does not adhere to mainstream science's beliefs is an idiot-- regardless of the logic or deepness of thought that forced one to arrive at such skepticism.
With a population that is getting dumber and dumber, is it really so surprising to you that not all would be as smart as you were by following me? I believe you have your answer.
@steempowerpics asks;
""Should you refrain from any manual handling activities for long enough" - That's fantastic! Do you think switching which side you handle from could help regain symmetry and balance things out? Great sense of humor my galactic friend."
If you require context to understand this question, please see below before continuing on to my response.
@meesterboom asks;
"My left foot is a little bigger than my right, is this a universal constant or a sign of something more sinister?"
Worry not, my friend. Your condition is a natural one. In order for our universe to survive, a balance must be maintained. > Nature instinctively reacts to any imbalances that arise, seeking to reestablish equilibrium. This can be witnessed by means of the polarizing sun and moon, the battle between good and evil that abides within the soul of man, and the beverage war between coca-cola and pepsi.
In your case, this is no different. In fact, any and all humans who masturbate excessively develop one larger foot. This is a natural body-response to counteract the excess muscle you have gained through continued self-abuse. Should you refrain from any manual handling activities for long enough, your arms will regain their symmetry, and your foot will soon follow.
If you would like some help with this issue, there is a useful link below.
To answer your question, @steempowerpics, and also @kiwideb who was interested in this response;
Symmetry can be reestablished through the simple switching of arms, yes. However, unless you are ambidextrous, it wouldn't be nearly as satisfying now, would it?
@kayaman asks;
"What is the best question anyone has ever asked you? ...and how did you answer?"
The best question I ever received was one that I will never forget. I was getting high with the one you refer to as, "Plato," though I simply called him, "bro." However, there is simply no chance for an unilluminated mind to comprehend the question, and certainly not the answer I provided in return.
I do not want to leave you empty-minded, however, so I will tell you my favourite question posed to me here on Steemit, and how I responded.
Anonymous asks; "You can see the future right? So.. if you could foresee that in six weeks time you would no longer want to be with your girlfriend, would you A) break up with her right then and there, or B) wait six weeks until your mind naturally evolved to the point of no longer wanting to be with her?"
A very interesting question, though I am currently unattached(in this dimension). I like your mind, friend. But the answer is neither A nor B. Don't feel bad for not having the ability to see option C. You, like most humans, haven't the vision nor the understanding to see the world in the way that @the-oracool is able to.
I would go with option C) Share the vision of my imminent dissatisfaction with her, and in doing so, motivate her to correct her behaviour. This would alter the future and ensure that she made the necessary changes to keep me interested, because no one wants to say goodbye to @the-oracool.
This, @kayaman, was my favourite question, as the question required as much deepness of thought as the answer itself demanded. I have not been asked any anonymous questions in quite some time, so I hope that this mysterious person(obviously I really know who they are but am respecting their wishes to remain anonymous because I'm cool like that) will ask me another interesting question such as this.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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