Satirical Glance at Magical Crystal Ball Shows Big Future For Lamborghini

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

Sometimes I like to get out the old crystal ball and look at some future headlines, just for fun.

Not surprisingly, there were several cryptocurrency topics that had made the future's news, below are a few that seemed worth sharing today.

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Isn't that the Lamborghini logo there on that coin? Yes it is, because in the future, according to this future headline from my crystal ball, the sports car gets it's own coin:

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The mystical crystal ball shows that in the future, we all have Italian sports cars whether we need one or not.

Literally 'To The Moon'

In the future, going to the moon will apparently be commonplace, and again the Lambo makes the future's headlines:

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What is it with these cars? I actually saw one the other day that I really liked-- it looks like I'll have to invest in one.

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It's getting foggy now, the images are beginning to fade from the crystal ball...


This last one, I'm not sure how it got in here, it's not very futuristic, but I thought I had more than this to share today:

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I hope you enjoyed this trip into the future, all of the images above are mine, crafted from the future using futuristic technology and images, so that today we can have ourselves a nice laugh.


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If this happens, I will be the happiest person to make a ride with you my friend, yes nothing is impossible for the users of this community. We should have the strong will power to ,achieve success in every walk of life. Thanks for sharing such a beautiful post, wish you a very beautiful night my friend.

I predict also that the first real flying cars will come from India, and when I come to get mine we will take it out for a good look at the world. Have a wonderful day, until then!

I wonder if that big! big! big ass! Tourettes blogger I hate the tooth fairy! is me? The chicken's cold! Cold chicken! I really enjoyed It sucked!! this post PUKE! you wrote take it up the ass! today.

I thought maybe that shit! blogger might have been me, but now I crap!.

I said banana split! At least tits! you'll be tits! rich from tits! big old tits! titties! that Lambo watching porn again! deal.

I do look forward to seeing tits! how I end up end! getting paid for that!

thank you for the vote brother

Hahaha! Always a laughtrip with you, man! I did hope that when you look at that crystal ball that I was standing on top of the skulls of my vanquished foes a yacht that was owned by me, myself and no one else.

Yes, there was a yacht, and you were there, wondering why the boat wouldn't operate correctly on top of all of those skulls. I was there too, and I said something like 'just add water!'

Of course! Ugh! Why didn't I think of that sooner! Perhaps that's why you were still intact. I would need your expert deduction skills in the future.

magic ball good friend .. and car lamborghini very nice friend .. i like same post you my friend

It's fun to imagine driving such a car, I would like to find out, just from curiosity, if it is fun.

I am really happy to get to know you in this steemit friend .. and i have new friend post .. i like you upvote have me one friend i really need support from you my good friend

good post friends. may the christ sphere always bring glad tidings for your future.

Thank you for your blessings and support.

both my good friends. May I ask your friends please? my post is very quiet and I am very sad please help me friend

I feel your pain.

Really a good year coming for lamborghini.

I seriously think so too!

wow lamborjini is amazing, I really like your car.

Oh it's not my car really. Not yet.

So the future seems bright for all except for a certain shitty blogger

That seems to be it, and that blogger probably becomes very popular after that shit post, so not bad all around.

The shit post wasn't so shitty after all

It is no joke.

With there about to be a lot of bitcoin millionaires, and the only socially acceptable thing to do with that money is to buy a lambo.

Lambo sales are going to the moon.

I agree, that is serious, it will be the flagship of the evolution of money. There's a new Lambo that I can't have yet, but I do believe I must have one, just to be a sport. Only 200 (thousand US dollars):
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Wow, that will be like 2 bitcoin a year from now.
Or 0.2 bitcoin two years from now.

everyone needs a sports car friend, but we can not afford it, especially for myself, thanks friends, good post.

I can't have a sports car yet, but I can see one in the future, and it is very nice!

By coincidence I have a VW mechanic friend who started out with a serious apprenticeship out of high school, and then wound up as a Lambourghini test driver and mechanic in Houston. He now owns his own business and is very gifted when it comes to fixing European cars but here in the Colorado mountains. I like the one you picked out. It looks enough like some of the other less ostentatous cars I have seen enough to not stand out. While probably able to handle way more varied road conditions than the traditional, with that design. (Which one is your favorite color?) Also I wanted to mention that the planet Uranus moves into the sign of Taurus this year. I thought of it when I saw your coin image... Taurus is the sign of the bull. I've been thinking how this planetary shift might affect things, but I hadn't yet considered money or bitcoin, which is totally in the realm of issues affected - money and wealth. Interesting. Probably some sudden changes ahead very soon!

Ok I like the grey one, and guess what the name of that new model is; the Urus!

That's amazing.

Posts that attract friends, and hopefully for the future we can not see the meaning of the symbol Lamborghini alone but can have the car friend ..

Thank you friends, good post and can add knowledge for us

hope this year will be good for lamborghini and for steemit too, may more people add to this platform and help you invest in this amazing car...

It looks like it will be so!

but if we have a plan we can buy, we must be sure friends

thank you for sharing about crypto and wish you good luck always

That crystal ball of yours has some style as well as wit. I had better get ready to load up on them new LAMBO coins when they come my way.

Good post freinds