Deep tweets by The Wise Sloth #4

When you're learning a skill, don't worry about failing. Just worry about not quitting.

Typically, you can't be drunk and working towards self-actualization at the same time.

If you're thinking of quirky ways to offer your employees conditional bonuses, it's probably because you don't pay them what they deserve.

A day you don't teach yourself knowledge that helps you achieve your ultimate goal, is a day wasted.

The more someone hates you, the more likely you and them are both partially right.

The more you believe that only the natives in your country deserve to live and work there, the less you believe all humans are one family.

The more you shit test your lover, bitch at them and tear them down, the more threatened you should feel by sex robots. #theredpill

Every time you watch dumb TV shows or listen to dumb music, you vote for the world being dumb. Ultimately, that's a vote for extinction.

The more you hate a group of people, the more you should question the motives of the people who warned you about that group... regardless.

The office building you dream about paradise from used to be paradise before an office building was built on it.

The more passionately you defend your beliefs, the more passionately you should question your beliefs.

The more you believe your culture should be imposed on the entire world, the more likely you're a gullible follower in a terroristic cult.

The more you try to make your lover feel guilty, the more you fail at being a good lover.

If you didn't compliment your lover today, you failed at being a good lover today.

If you didn't tell your lover how much you value them today, you failed at being a good lover today.

The more you believe God ordained that your culture should be practiced on the land you were born on, the more gullible you probably are.

The more you believe that people who aren't exactly like you are the root of your country's problems, the more gullible you probably are.

The more you devote your life to policing other people's sex lives, the less you devote your life to policing deadly human rights abuses.

The longer we debate/compare Capitalism, Socialism and Communism, the less time we spend designing a new system tailored to today's needs.

I'm not saying, "Don't challenge other people's beliefs," but you'd improve the world more by challenging your own beliefs.

The more you believe victimless crimes should be policed by the government, the less you believe in freedom.

In January 2017, Texas made it illegal to have a 3rd break light out. If this was for safety, all vehicles would be required to have them.

"Socialism = employee ownership of businesses with profit sharing

Socialism does not = nationalizing businesses to create a welfare state"

If you haven't sold everything you own and given it all to the poor, don't tell me you're a Christian.

If the politicians and the media didn't divide America into "left" and "right," nobody else would.

If you argue that anyone who is anti-Trump is anti-America, then you must argue that anyone who is anti-Obama is anti-America. #trump

It's cool that the poor live better than ever before, but getting hung up on that fact ignores that they still live in perpetual fear.

I predict that by 2020, the price of literally everything you buy will include a "service charge" and/or "processing fee."

CNN being an embarrassment of a news outlet doesn't change the fact that Donald Trump is an embarrassment of a president. #cnnblackmail

Don't expect people you're not nice to, to be nice to you.

Your employees might have more pride in your company if you gave them paychecks they can feel proud of.

Every American who hates immigrants, doesn't tell the waiter at their favorite authentic Asian and Mexican food restaurants about it.

The Hollywood movie plot outline structure

Charisma is a virtue, but the more intoxicatingly charismatic your leader is, the more likely they're a sociopath and you're gullible.

The more involved with a religious organization you are, the more useful it will be to you to study the red flags of cults and mythology.

Life won't get better for the majority until sharing is more mainstream than greed.

You have more to gain by disproving your argument than by disproving your enemy's.

Science is just theories, but religion is just mythology.

Religious people are like alcoholics. They can be functioning but not fully functioning.

If you've never Googled, "how to think objectively, reasonably and/or logically," the evidence says you should assume you can't...but should

TV shows with commercials are tantamount to commercials for commercials.

If you have to worry about your government taking away your access to health care, patriotism might be more suicidal than virtuous.

How much longer can we pretend Donald Trump is a real president? And by "we," I mean, "Donald Trump."

Stories are like Celtic knots. You can make good ones without planning, but there's a limit to the elegance you can achieve. #writing

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