When you share your new toy with your friend, and they crush your soul. {Late Night Adult Humor}

The Sharing

Message # 1 from @bigpchef

Message # 2 from @bigpchef

The Soul Crushing Response

Friend of bigp when they first received the message.

Actual response from friend. Notice how @bigpchef goes with the flow, and plays into the joke. But, really on the inside, deep inside, deep deep inside, he was crying a river. -- SEE BELOW...

Some sad shit, huh?!

Moral of the story folks? I don't know, but I need a safe space.

Currently re-centering my inner-self right now

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