Rotten Bodies smell like steak! - Sleep Talking Journal #3

in funny •  8 years ago 

Sooooo... A lot may think this is a load of bull... I wish it was.

A couple nights ago, I got told the next morning that I had rolled over to her and asked "What is that sh*t that they use to stop bodies smelling like steak." and once again, passed out.

Her reply "I thought you were askimg for embalming fluid." Hey don't get my wrong, I fecking love steak, but what!? I thought sleep talking involved thing you were thinking about, not just random crap you say in your sleep.

I sound psychotic haha... I promise i'm not.
Thanks for reading guys.

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