Tip For American Steemit Users To Get 30% More Value From Their PostssteemCreated with Sketch.

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

It hit me how easy it is for Americans to get more value from their posts, especially if they live in the northern states. Here is what you do. Get a cell phone with a hot spot and a laptop. Put them in your car and drive North. You will need a passport too. When you have driven far enough, you will come across a border and signs that say welcome to Canada. Wait until you get passed the border (it can take some time for all the cars to go by). Then, simply open your laptop, connect to the internet and post. And bam, your post is now worth 30% more.

You will have to spend this money in Canada, but do not worry, we do not live in Igloos, most of us stop using those last year. You will find a lot of American businesses here, McDonalds, Starbucks, Wal-mart. They are as prevalent here as they are in the States. I think you guys actually bought most of our Canadian companies too like Tim Hortons and Roots. So you will not notice a drastic change in living. You can also buy property here if you want to travel back and forth, just to collect your steem. But if you choose Toronto, houses are getting expensive, even with your 30%.

You will also notice the people are super friendlyere. They say sorry a lot and it might be weird at first, but we mean well. We have different sports teams here to entertain you. We do apologize, but we do not have an NFL team. If that sends you back, we understand. But do some shopping with your steem profits before you go. And yes, unless you live in a northern state like New York, you might be surprised how cold the winters can get, so aim for the summer. We do have shorts and t-shirt here.

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SO TRUE !!! - )))

SmileY CATS ... living UP HERE !! - ))
DisCOUNT HOLiDAYS ... and ... the BesT SYRUP !!! - )))

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... PumpeD and reSTEEMed - ))

Canadian and proud. Upvoted, followed and re-steemed.Steem on.

Thanks, go Canadians.

Quite funny! I hear it's freezing out there all around this time of the year,

See those are the jokes we get. It is nice out today, little hot actually.

Awesome, re-steemed!!

Thank you :)

Some of my best friends are Canadian! Been thinking of defecting to Canada for political reasons for years.Even more so now that Trump is president. Rock on Neighbor to the North!

It makes me happy how close people are in different countries.

That's one hell of a pro tip. I might move to Canada now.

There are great sights here too for your walk in the park posts.

I'd rather have my winters in Florida then Quebec.

Can't argue that, winter can be a pain here in Toronto too. But it was short this year.

Coldest it got was 30 degrees F

lol thats a good one man

:)