Stupid Questions 206

US gymnast Olivia Dunne, “Topcoat” and “Tunti” aren’t mentioned much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls:

“Why Can’t I Touch It?” (Because you have to buy me dinner first.)

Is it true that boudin is like sex?
(Even if you have to buy it at a truck stop, it’s still pretty good.)

What's the difference between light and hard?
(You can sleep with a light on.)

Does anyone ever research the unusual terms mentioned in the introduction?

What's another name for pickled bread?
(Dill-dough)

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Is it true that blind people don’t go sky-diving because it scares the h*ll out of their dogs?

Is it true that you’re really in love when you start wearing condoms when you’re with the other girls?

“How?” (I know now but will you let me?)

What's the definition of macho?
(Jogging home from your own vasectomy.)

Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Dominik J asked: “So would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masterblazing, weedwhacking, or highJacking?”

Why is sex like a bridge game?
(You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.)

Mee asked: What is the perfect response to the question: ”When are you two going to have kids?”
(How about: “When he starts cumming inside of me instead of all over my face and t-ts.”?)

Do you ever miss the foot fetish material when it’s not included?

Oldie But Goodie Topical Riddle:
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
(1 U.S. leader)

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“Why Compromise?” (Because it keeps you warm on cold winter nights.)

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