American actress Bella Thorne, “Vagitarian” and “Wagtail” are not mentioned all that much in this particular edition of the series. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls:
What kind of fruit do computer geeks like the most?
(Macintosh apples)
What's the height of conceit?
(Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.)
Guys, did you ever pleasure yourself in the bathtub only to find some of your baby batter stuck to you when you got out?
Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you having sex?
Is it true that if you slip your finger up someone’s butt, you’re wearing them as a ring? Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “having someone wrapped around your little finger”, huh?
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
What did the doctor prescribe for the sick lemon?
(Lemonade.)
Would you rather walk in on your best friend naked or have your best friend walk in on you naked?
Do you know why it’s called sex?
(Because its easier to spell than ahhhhh.... ooohhhh... allaeeee... outch…)
Would you rather only have sex in your childhood bedroom or only ever have sex outside?
Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?
Is it true that divorce is so expensive because it’s worth it?
Do you ever miss the butt stuff when it’s not included?
Oldie But Goodie Topical Riddle: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
(She's withholding evidence.)
Henry asked: If a guy cums in a hot tub does his baby batter cook in there, like egg-drop soup?
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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