Stupid Questions 208

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Cuban-born singer Malu Trevejo, “To Go Way Down South In Dixie”, and “Western Patio” are not mentioned all that much in this particular edition of the series. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls:

“Who Killed Bambi?” (Godzilla?)


Ladies, if it burns when you pee does that mean your p-ssy is hot?
(No! In fact, hopefully you’re gonorrhea-lize you have a problem down there.)

What 3 letters can turn a girl into a woman?
(A-G-E)


Is it true that a guy should go down on a gal with the same enthusiasm as Winnie the Pooh has when he face f*cks a honey jar?

Have you ever been so crazy aroused you would do anything your partner asked you to do?


Randy asked: “Did you know that dog p-ssy has a different taste and odor than human p-ssy? (Even horse p-ssy is that way.)

On a related note, don’t you want to know how he knows all that?

“Am I That Easy to Forget?” (I’m sorry, but who are you again?)


What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Is it true that some guys like obese women because there are more places to put your p*nis?


Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Is it true that a lady can have a tummy and still be yummy?


Do you ever miss the foot fetish material when it’s not included?

I cover what's real, hide what is true, but sometimes bring out the courage in you. What am I?
(Makeup)


Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“Who Wants The World?” (I don’t but I will accept a monopoly on all its computer equipment, diamonds or freshwater.)

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