Stupid Questions 209

in funny •  3 years ago  (edited)

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American pop singer Acacia Kersey, and “Whore Pipe” are not mentioned much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, folks:

“Do You Love Me?”


Is it true that a woman needs nine months to push out a baby but a man only needs nine seconds?

Would you rather sleep once with someone you were embarrassed by, even though it turns out to be great sex, or leep once with your celeb crush but have it be the worst sex of your life?

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Does anyone ever research what the quoted terms in the introductions actually mean?

Steve G. posed this riddle: Bobby started his day with 12 f--cks. Bobby ended his day with a dozen f*cks. How any f--cks did Bobby give today?


What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Is it true that she’s a pro if she looks back at you while she’s riding it?


Is it true that a sucker’s born every minute but swallowers are hard to find?

“Am I Losing?”

Is it true that if she does the two-hand-twist combo with lots of spit and direct eye contact she’s about to suck your entire soul out of you?

Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Is it true that just because your p*ssy is wet doesn’t mean it’s good because trash bags leak too?


Do you ever miss the butt stuff when it’s not included?

Is it true that you should never eat any cucumber from a single woman’s fridge?


Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“How Long?” (That’s what she said. So I threw her the yardstick and told her to measure it herself.)

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