Dutch singer Davina Michelle, and “Impact Play” aren’t mentioned in this edition of the series. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, people:
What do you call a teacher who refuses to fart in public?
(A private tutor.)
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
(Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.)
What’s the best part about gardening?
(Getting down and dirty with your hoes.)
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart?
(You are the wind beneath my wings.)
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
(As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.)
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
(After five years, your job will still suck.)
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
(Beef strokin’ off.)
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
(You can negotiate with a terrorist.)
How do you make your wife scream during sex?
(Call and tell her about it.)
Why did God give men penises?
(So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.)
What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?
(One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.)
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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