Australian actress Cleo Massey, “CBT”, “Impact Play”, and “Pegging” are not really mentioned all that much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls:
What did the O say to the Q?
(Dude, your d*ck’s hanging out.)
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
(A trip without kids.)
What do you call a guy with a small d*ck?
(Justin!)
What do boobs and toys have in common?
(They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.)
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
Did you ever go to Las Vegas and do something really kinky there that you will never do anywhere else because “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
(Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary bl0wjob.)
Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?
What do a woman and a bar have in common?
(Liquor in the front, poker in the back.)
What is it about butts that draw some of us to them?
What do you call a guy with a giant d^ck?
(Phil!)
Guys, what’s the difference between your p3nis and a bonus check?
(Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.)
What do you call two jalapeños getting it on?
(F*cking hot!)
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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