Stupid Questions 217

American actress Bella Shepard, and “Summer Cabbage” are not really mentioned all that much in this particular seasonal edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls:

"Why Do You Let Me Stay Here?" (Because you swallow and know how to cook?)

How could so many women be allegedly upset with the ancient pre-interview comments Donald Trump made over a decade ago but still go out and buy 90 million copies of “50 Shades of Gray”?

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
(He sold his soul to Santa.)

Is it true that BLM really stands for “Beautiful Legs Matter”?

Is it true that the original Wall Project would have cost less than the Obamacare website?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

"Is This Love?" (Maybe . . . maybe not but it feels good either way, huh?)

Pick-Up Line Question from Donny W.: Hey I got a bag of weed, a bag of coke, and 50 bucks what ya doing for the next 24 hours?

Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

If Russia donated nothing to the Trump campaign but $145,600,000 to the Clinton Foundation, why did we investigate Trump and not Clinton? Does someone think Trump doesn’t have enough money to hire a hitman?

What is it about ladies’ feet that draw so many men to them?

If Maxine Waters thinks voter ID laws are “racist” then why do you need to have a valid photo ID to attend her town hall meetings?

Do the political questions make you miss the kinky sex fetish questions?

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

"Why Did You Stay?" (Because you bought me stromboli from Dalia’s)

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