Stupid Questions 219

English Actress Nadia Parkes, Happy New Year, “Box the Jesuit”, and “Clatterdevengeance” aren’t mentioned all that much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls:

"Was I? Are You?" (Maybe?)

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
(Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.)

What is the most recent year in which New Years came before Christmas?
(This year. New Years always comes before Christmas of the same year.).

Whatever happened to the musical act named Sleigh Bells?

Why couldn’t the two feet get along?
(Because they both thought they were right.)

At Chinese New Year celebrations
I breathe fire, dance and run amuck
With a few men to guide my steps
My presence brings good fortune and luck
What am I?
(A Dragon)

"You Will. You? Will. You? Will. You? Will." (Uh . . . OK but don’t tell anyone.)

How is life like a penis?
(Your wife can make it hard.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Did you ever see a gal so meaty ya wanted to lick A1 Steak Sauce off of her naught parts?

Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Why did Tommy put the January calendar in the refrigerator?
(Because he wanted to start the year off in a cool way.)

Do most foot fetishists prefer women to have clean feet or dirty feet or both depending on the occasion?

Know what a 6.9 is?
(Another good thing screwed up by a period.)

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?” (I keep telling you: Whatever ya want if ya buy me stromboli for dinner.)

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