Stupid Questions 222

English singer-songwriter Emma Bunton, “Bakku-san”, “Holy Poker” and “Irish Toothache” aren’t mentioned all that much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls:

"What Would Jay-Z Do?" (Who?)

Is a pirate’s favorite letter really “R” or is it the “C” that he really loves?

What do you get when you cross PMS with GPS?
(A moody b*tch who WILL find you!)

Is it true that you should never let your man leave your place horny or hungry because somewhere out there’s a slut with sammiches?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Is it true that loving women isn’t a crime . . . unless they’re under the age of consent?

"Where Do They Make Balloons?"

Guys, when you’re rinsing off your genitals do you ever slowly juggle your sac from one hand to the other? (Asking for a friend.)

Did you ever have one of those days when all you felt like doing is napping, eating Cheetohs, and masturbating until your genitalia was orange? (Asking for a friend.)

On a related note, did you hear about the residential care patient who stuck a crayon into her vagina because she wanted her p*ssy to be red? (No, seriously, it really happened.)

Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Mariah T. asked: “How are Christians against piercings? Didn’t Jesus have 4?”

What is it about women’s butts that some guys love anyway?

Is it true that you should hold your lady’s hand in public, hold her throat in private, but smack her @ss everywhere?

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

"What Is Your Secret?" (I spell out the alphabet with my tongue.)

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