Funny humorous joke

If you send the data of 38% divorce rate to your parents, they will not not urge you to get married. Instead, they will say to you, "since you can leave at any time when you are unhappy, what are you afraid of?"
There was a bit of a card watching the video, so I contacted customer service.
Customer service: are you a member?
Me: Yes.
Customer service: that's right, membership card.
"House prices in Shanghai are too expensive."
"Then why not go back to your hometown?"
"My hometown is Beijing."
I was a little uncomfortable during the meeting. The leader asked me if it was all right?
I sighed and said: is it OK not to go to work?
Leader: You raise me when I don't work?
Father: "do you really have children?"
Daughter: "yes, the doctor told me."
"Who is the child's father?"
"I don't know. The doctor didn't say."
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Why do women sitting in the office with a salary of 3000 yuan look down on operators with 5000, 6000 or more on the construction site or workshop...
A: with three points of beauty and five points of makeup, looking at seven points of beauty, I think only ten men are worthy of me.
When I was a child, I couldn't resist the temptation of snacks. My evil black hand finally reached my mother's wallet.
While choosing a smaller denomination, my mother came in.
I blurted out: I took it myself, not my father asked me to buy cigarettes!
I'm so clever. My mother touched my head and didn't beat me.
It's just that I don't sleep well at night. It's not guilt. It's really too noisy in my parents' room!