It's 2017 and we still don't have a single crypto that can run on the Innernette. Just think of the possibilities if we upgraded...
NO clunky blockchain to download!
NO price fluctuations! 1 Coin = 1 Coin
IMPOSSIBLE for someone to steal your coins, They'd have to break into your home and take your tiny CD-ROM!
NOWHERE to send your coins, HODL FOREVER!