STEEMIT! I MADE IT! I'M MAINSTREAM! (relax, it's just a satire) :-)

in funny •  7 years ago 

IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE SATIRE, DON'T EVEN TRY CLICKING THIS

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When will this time come? When every content you make will net you a hundred bucks within 30 minutes. You have been trailed by a whale, and it will be going to upvote you with maximum voting strength, especially when you post about "chosen" stuff. Post something with the words "CRYPTO" or "BIT" on the title; or something about high tech jargon mumbo jumbos and i'm confident you will go on top of the hot & trending posts. It's not easy. It is never easy. All of you aspiring hoomans better study crypto or programming to thrive & survive. Then make your own bot, start leeching.

OR

You can do it the hardest way; that is from ground up, without any connections or uber technical skills, only just a plain & quiet life and then share your simple enjoyable experiences here. It will take you decades, more or less. Remember, most people have such a short attention span, & they don't really care about your life peasant. They would rather check out or actually let their programs vote someone who is in the latest trends now, again, hello crypto.

:-)


A sideways smile, :-), has become widely accepted on the net as an indication that "I'm only kidding". If you submit a satiric item without this symbol, no matter how obvious the satire is to you, do not be surprised if people take it seriously. - Jerry Schwarz, 1983

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Oh wow, but oh so true.

Do you share the same sentiment as mine? :)

Partially, but I relate more to personal experiences. It says a lot about a persons character. After all, this is also a social media. LOL

I had that point in time when i was asking nonstop whys, but seems i overcame it and i'm just enjoying creating content. Especially interacting with other Steemians. :)

Me too, Nice meeting and chatting with you @yakimaru Keep steemin!!

This is just perfect!

I can't get enough of this.

I'm hooked!

You've got a true talent.

You've got serious talent.

This is so impressive.

This deserves recognition.

You've got a gift for this.