Kids and their wonderful reasoning.

And so I was in a summer lesson today, and a 5 year old boy asked me this and we got into conversations.
Excellence: uncle why do rain fall?
Me: it's cos its a natural phenomenon
Excellence:"natural phenomenon"..what does that mean?
Me: I mean natural occurrence
Excellence: "occurrence"?
Me: I mean it's a natural thing to happen.
Excellence: uncle let me tell you why rain fall.
Me:okay.
Excellence: uncle did you know that when rain is falling it means Jesus is bathing? and since God is big, God must be bathing for Jesus since he is his father and they both stay in heaven. So uncle the water they bath with is what falls on earth.
Excellence: so uncle, now that the cloud is bending Jesus is about to bath.
Me: speechless.