Just my luck
...I've missed the call to make a shit-post by about 20 something minutes, disqualifying me for THOUSANDS of up-votes and probably HUNDREDS of comments from well wishers...
WAIT...!!!!!!!!! It isn't too late globally though; it's only too late for about 'half' the world, because of the different time zones and all that crap.
So in that case...here I go with my masterpiece:
Today was a shitty day and got shittier after the price of Steem began dropping again in the marketplace; what kind of crap was that? WHY!?!?!?! Why don't the turd-faced bastards running those Exchanges fudge some of the numbers in favor of Steem and SBD?!?!?!!?
If Steem shot up to the top of the charts, fiat would be flowing like diarrhea into the Exchanges to load up on Steem; right?
Noooooooo….instead...Steem seems to be stuck, way down below in a state of constipation, with hardly 'any' movement in the right direction at all. It's becoming 'painful' I tell ya...
Look at how many people here are sitting and suffering as a result! DAMNIT...!!! IT STINKS, I tell ya!!!
I wish I could offer a good remedy other than to include more fiber in your diet, exercise and eat less highly processed food products; especially synthetic cheese with particles of plastic imbedded within...You know...the typical recommendations that hardly ANYBODY follows anyway.
Listen folk...I'm outta here; See ya again some time.
Ciao
I don’t think this qualifies as a pooppost because it’s obvious you spent a lot of time researching time zones.
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Awwwww...Shucks...!!! Yeah, but I already forgot what I learned from my research. Do I qualify NOW???
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Forgot what now?
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'Time Zones' is what I forgot...
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Soup, a good creamy soup, like cream of broccoli soup, that will do the trick, just don't use that fake spray on the top of crackers cheeze stuff, you know it is not real cheese when it is spelled with a z. You have to watch out for those cheezy farts because they smell like dead zombies, and are likely to leave zombie goo all on the inside of your pants.
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UGH...!!! What a horrible picture to paint in our minds @bashadow … I'm sure that you're ashamed of yourself now, and deeply apologetic :>|
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Of course, I did not mean to paint such a vivid picture, the key board did it not me. I knew I should not have bought the keyboard from a used Ouija board salesman with purple and pink polka dots in his bright yellow hair.
edit: opps I forgot the !BEER
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This was a crap post mate🤣
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Thank you..!
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I liked 'murica better when poo humor wasn't acceptable in polite company.
WU told me to lighten up.
:shrugs:
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Yeah...but, these days, ANYTHING is acceptable in polite company :>) That's the NEW Murica my friend.
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We are losing something there we won't ever want back because the kids don't know it's missing.
C'est la Vie.
I see it on the flashylight boxes, too.
Can't go a half hour witthout some sort of poo reference.
You'd think we were playing at being the naughty kid at the back of the class.
Smdh.
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Oh, FBA...You're just jealous of the simple-mindedness of the good children these days...R'ant cha?
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Ignorance is bliss.
I was warned not to read the material if I didn't have a guide to help me deal with the reality of it.
https://archive.org/details/MoralsAndDogmaOfTheMasonic
https://archive.org/details/TheExternalizationOfTheHierarchyBailey
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Thanks for the advice Mr. angryman.I am including more fiber in my diet, exercising and eating less highly processed food products as a matter of urgency so I expect to see Steem hitting new heights very soon.
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Great, Ms Weirdy… Steem shall soon be reaching new heights as a result of your diligent activity.
Have you moved to your country setting yet?
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