funny jokes : bus driver and toto

Toto sitting right behind the bus driver began to recite:

-If my father was a rooster and my mother a hen I would be a chick; if my father was an ox and my mother a cow I would be a calf ...

The angry driver told Toto to shut up. However, he continued laughing:

-If my father was a sheep and my mother a sheep I would be a lamb.

The very angry driver told him this:

-If your father was a bastard and your mother a whore what would you be?

Toto answered:

-I would be a bus driver

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