I F'n Give Up (Fail Montage)

in gaming •  6 years ago 

I've tried for hours, days, and weeks. This right here - doing this stage without taking a hit - is not happening. I've done so much research, practice, repetition, studying, routing, mapping... you name it.

My 999th attempt is still as hopeless as my first. The sheer amount of randomness and uncontrollable elements are too overwhelming.

I'm ready to fucking quit. I don't know if I'll ever manage to pull off this shitshow. I want to be good enough to do this, I do. I want to prove myself to, well, myself. But when you fail at this for the millionth time, and you still haven't gotten that big revelation as to how pulling the segment off is even feasible... it kinda hampers the experience a bit.

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F* those yellow and red guys.

Those anorexic scuba divers are called Nightmares. They move in an erratic fashion with wanton disregard. They can spawn on top of you, they take ages to kill, and when they're in a group, their sea of projectiles becomes near impossible to dodge properly with mere human reaction skills.

A better player than me can still do it, I'm sure.

Just use the ice burst trick, it doesn't damage you ;^)

Buster only, brah. :p

ice burst isn't hitting anything, doesn't count tbh

That's a good point.

This is why I usually quit games at boss battles. 5 tries... I can do this! 10 tries... Why do I even want to do this? 20... Did I actually pay money to be this frustrated?

Hahahah. Yeah.