#gaming : nextfest on steam , and the winner is :

in gaming •  4 years ago  (edited)

Not to say there's not a ton of greatness, amazing- and awesomeness available , as well as what you usually get with every crAppstore : 95% crud that should really not be there (...yet?...) and is more like a prototype than a demo or ...
well, not all men are created equal, leaving out les gouts et les couleurs, some stuff downright sucks, even after going by the arts & crafts department, while some stuff doesnt even have to get to the AC to have its weirdness appreciated by the mundane part of the middle of the bell curve : "normal" people.


Leaving out the fact that we are prone to certain genres and a lot of stuff won't run at the desired resolution without THAT GPU WE ORDERED SEVEN eight MONTHS AGO (but gm is making fuel cells ! and youtubers get it for free ! ... AND THE NEXT QUARTER IS GONNA BE AWESOMMER THAN THIS ONE (not too hard to promise THAT i guess ..)

might have said that once or twice, considering its like two months money at the time of buying, and the price NOW ? thats not for normal people or guttertrash nutballs anymore SO we should just find a used tin can and kick it around and "do something else" , right ?


That said : head & shoulders one stood out for us here, without doubt and unanimous :


Syberia - The World Before

intro recorded at 4K:


intro recorded at 2K: (we hear some people call that 4K too for some reason that eludes us)

intro recorded at 1K: (better known as 1080p or full HD)

its clear ... "could use a 3080" ... (which we happened to order seven eight months ago , but might have said that before once or twice ... and when we say ordered we mean "paid for" : N-vidia , the N-stands for N-available, right after that they went on to another speech on how they would make Q1 2022 explode with more nothing to deliver and their stock price went through the roof, gotta hand it to the americans ... next thing you know goldman morgan starts talking about bitcoin and it plummets as if it certainly is radioactive and tainted by coropocracy, then they blame it on the one guy who shoots shit to mars because the other ones get 10 billion for doing nothing and actually dont succeed in doing anything ... AS IF THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN, EVEN IN AMERICA)

but bem :

" Syberia - Life is Strange Demo, the siberian pussy riot edition "

Dont know what it is with Unity and female tension or the hint at lesbo-erotica when it comes to cult-status-ready games but maybe they have a clause that says : "if you hint at lesbian sex but never show it you can have the license for free"

that said : THIS THING LOOKS AWESOME ... maybe the people from life is strange should pick the renderteam from this one and make a RE-remastered version ft. CHLOE 4K UHDR (with milliondollar textures)

someone clearly had a budget, and in a fair trial its not always the guy with the budget that loses, just like not everyone can do valheim with 1 people after hour growing to 5 and selling 6 MILLION COPIES in less than a month ...


one other , other than the others that ranged from "pretty nice" over "not bad" too "slightly not meh" and the ones that said "you cant ZQSD, thou SHALLT WASD (we shall NOT)"

one other got on the wishlist last night :

Lost Eidolons ...

which ... seems to be "still processing so that must be one of those youtube errors that only show three days from now, by the time it all went from hype to hasbeen" .... will see if its still there and re-up


then this one :

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like ark/valheim style but in the wild west, it looked

promising :D


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lightweight entertainment !

icecream !

asian supermodels !

anime !

games ! (that run without that gpu we ordered seven eight months ago, which we might have said once or twice before)

most of all :

money ! (it kinda requires for all the rest, including the women who claim love don't cost a thing but run away fast if they see a broke bum coming)

first of all ofcourse :

CATS !!

and

...

OXYGEN ! ... or maybe H² && O // || .. depending since most of it requires from that too

and

well ...

i guess we can wait ... but we cant escape what they did to us, its a status but we are sick of explaining, you could call us an autist if you like, thats easy, makes you feel safe, or pick any of the other labels, we object to pedophile since that would require any kind of sexual delinquency which clearly hasnt happened ever , otherwise, have a blast, most of the labels are very useful and

after all

"we're just lazy"

it would be easy if we were an ethnic minority but even our religion is more than 8000 years old so we cant even claim that

HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHA

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HAHAHAHA
HAHA

looks like it refuses to load the cowboy simulator vid ... not that it really matters , that just "looked promising"

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ha, i see

but the parable of the flea market says :
"If you had one stall with the three items out of 5000 right at the beginning the crAppstore is no fun ..."

?

that sense of "omg i found it!"-achievement ?

no ?

dont has ?

hmmmm ... must be the flea-market mentality then