The Weary Geek

The Weary Geek desperately wanted a spade that they would often sleep with. It would be an astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A spade would be the item that was selected.

The Weary Geek looked for a helmet that they would occasionally worship. It is an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

The Weary Geek always carried a custard pie to sit and look at. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be awesome. A custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Weary Geek desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was selected.

The Weary Geek carried a cucumber that they would try to balance on their head. It is a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was exciting. A cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Geek had a bat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bat being the item selected.