Well you can't really blame Bill Goldberg for trying to cash in on doing the whole wrestler turned movie-star thing but wow, i mean wow, this movie is bad in pretty much every way imaginable.

To start off with, Goldberg can't act. While this isn't terribly relevant when referring to professional wrestlers who want to be actors we also need to focus on another important aspect of his celebrity: He WAS (not is) a popular wrestler. When Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson started appearing in films he was simultaneously one of the "most electrifying names in sport entertainment" rather than someone you kind of remember from 10 years ago.

During a campout in North Carolina, a local I guess homeless dude who is over-the-top dirty throughout the film, accidentally stumbles on a homegrown terrorism plot to invade the USA. He attempts to report this to the authorities only to have the notion laughed at and basically ignored. Seeing as how the officials will not listen, he eventually runs tells the plan to local tough guy Goldberg, who eventually relents and decides to take matters into his own hands (I do not remember his name in the film... sorry.)

In case it was important (and believe me when i say that it definitely isn't) Bill plays a wholesome, hard-working, family oriented, kind and patriotic American who also happens to have a background in the military. He also happens to know a bunch of people who have similar features and of course one of them is a super-hot weapons expert who only wears shirts that expose her chest at all times and her belly just most of the time. Bullets can't hit hotness: It is known.

Ok, so here is what makes the movie good. While it isn't intentional, the dialogue and near complete lack of actual acting ability make this movie hilarious to watch. The predictable sequence of events make it even more fun. There are also the usual nonsensical action film things such as cars exploding when shot with bullets and what movie would be complete without the "I'm a touch guy with a gun, you are a tough guy with a gun... let's both put our guns down and fight like men" sequence.

I don't feel as though it is even necessary for me to even write this because anyone with partial brain activitiy can figure out that eventually Bill and his pals somehow get a hold of military-grade weapons and storm the place the terrorists are holding out and defeat them all.

Bill is a law-abiding type, I'm surprised the mission wasn't called off at this point seeing as how that fence is clearly marked as a do not enter area

The action tries to be exciting, but they really didn't have the budget and some of the special effects are just hilarious.

From time to time, i really enjoy movies like this but at the same time can't help but feel bad for the actors because sorry guys, but you just aren't good. While i have never heard of Kenny Johnson, he is listed as the star of this film when we all know that if Goldberg wasn't in it, no one would have ever even heard of it.

2 / 10