Dating women, why this topic? abstinence is overrated episode 04

Please if you happen to have missed episode 03 of the series please get it here

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..from the last episode I met a girl I was interested in her but my history with dating was playing in my mind.
Okay lets recap the last paragraph;
....I begun speaking to myself again, I was not going to let this go, now I was a bit more matured and much more confident and sociable than I was when I first tried this business of dating....

I went straight to her and said hi!, she responded and I begun blaming her .......how?

Now you would be wondering how can I be blaming someone I just met even though I claim I was interested in her.
Well, that was the directives from Dave Annan -my first ever relationship teacher!

I started like "Oh! so you have decided to forget me huh?"
Of course she was puzzled, "please am I supposed to know you?" she asked with a grin on her face.
Me: well, I don't know what you are supposed to know or not but I have not forgotten the history between you and I, anyway I have less things to buy let me hold your basket for you!

She handed me the basket while smiling, obviously still shocked because she was sure she had never met me and what I was saying did not also seem like a made up story.

Genuinely curious she asked "please where have we met and what is the history you are talking about?"

Honestly that was the exact question I was expecting from her. You can imagine how I felt inside.
I could not have her sniff out how I felt but from my within I was like

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Then I was like "I now believe you genuinely can't remember me and it is understandable, honestly I initially thought you were joking but don't feel bad because it really have been a while."
she just smiled with her eyes wide open, am sure I had her entire attention. Though other shoppers were jittering around us it seemed we were in our own world. I guess that is what is referred to as 'the chemistry', haha.

I started speaking probably what may seem like gibberish to you right now but not according to Dave's guideline.
You can't remember me because it really have been a long time. Additionally the fact that you were the one who helped me meant you are more likely to forget.
she stood in total astonishment " how on earth did I ever help you?" she asked.
Me: well, I am only alive today because of your brave act years back
she: come on, you are just confusing me more and more, what did I do to save your life, like seriously(with a smile that broke into laughter)?
Me: It was during the world war II, I was fighting along side the Nazi army and we were plotting an attack on you and your compatriots as you were a soldier for the allied movement. "what!!" she broke in.
"Oh please let me finish" she kept quiet and I continued. As we approached you our plan failed and as we were trying to escape my leg got stuck. You could have killed me but you risked your life to save me that day and that is how come I can't ever forget this face. "Through out the rest of the war I used to believe I had met an angel. Today seeing you brings back too much memories."I added.

At this point trust me I knew I was in, she was like

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(Please guys, don't try this at home haha)

She was so excited at this point and I knew I had to use the moment to get her contact of any kind -phone number, email or Facebook user name at least. So I said in a confident manner "I wished I could be with you through out your time in this store but matters are calling."
"I hope you wont forget my face for the second time when we meet again" I added as I handed the basket to her.
"Please this conversation is far from over, I would have taken your number but my phone is far off, take my number and call me later" she spoke in a calmly manner. I quickly grabbed on to my phone and was ready to type but she reached out into her pocket and handed me a card?
I was like

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Well, thank God I didn't know about that when I first saw her because if I did my voice would have failed me.
Back in 2011 contact card was a big thing in Ghana especially where I lived.

So when was I to make the call, and what was I to say?
At this point I had no idea something interesting was coming up, why do I always have to be my own killer? after pulling up first show in this manner?
Let's see what happened in the next episode, thanks for reading! You can leave comments to help me improve on my stories or writing style but you can also comment to make me feel good (haha).