Be 22
Dumped by 7/10
Little to no contact now
7/10 used to bring her syberian husky pump, Roscoe, to my house daily
3 months later
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Devise plane to kidnap Roscoe while she is at work
Kidnap Roscoe
Hugs and Kisses. He's missed me
See on Facebook she posted her dog has runaway
Don't Comment
Going according to my plan
Hangout with Roscoe for a few days
Call 7/10 "Roscoe just showed up at my house!!"
She shows up in tears and thanks me
You're welcome. It was really good to see Roscoe.... a... and you"
Smiles, hugs me and leaves
FUCK. I have to try again!
Wait another week
Kinap Roscoe again
Once more, call her with the good news.
She show's up while Roscoe and I are playing in the yard
"Wow he must really miss you i guess"
"Heh, Yea, I have missed him too..."
"He's not the only one who missed you...."
Kiss the bitch and ask her to stay
I got my Girlfriend Back by Kidnapping her dog
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