The Fuji Fuki Corporation | Press Release | Dramatic shifts in global jet-streams expected to increase rate of polar ice loss

in global •  8 years ago 

 The Mainland | Bio-Dynamics Division: The Fuji Fuki Home and Abroad Geological Institution has issued a new forecast illustrating a dramatic loss of usable land coupled with global jet streams in the upper stratos gaining traction, creating an atmosphere of hope - and apprehension - that Mr.Fuki will green-light the Home and Abrpad initiative this year, paving the way for 100% colonization of the moon within the next two years and 70% colonization of Mars by the end of the decade.

Dramatic Shifts in Global Jet Streams, along with loss of our Northern Pole due to Global Warming, expected to dramatically decrease loss of livable ground, alarming geologists at The Fuji Fuki Geological Home and Abroad Institution who have advised The Board to begin preparations for "Plan A" scenario; however, with the lunar colony at 90% capacity and the colonization of Mars at pace to meet 50% capacity by 4th quarter, a surprisingly positive outlook has been issued for the mobilization of the first group of colonists with preparations on schedule.  

 The new forecast indicates great swaths of Russian land mass being flooded along with more minor section of Canada and the U.S. Having seen this eventuality for going on three decades, there's no surprise and the effected areas are evacuated, however we'd like to see the board take a more proactive phase in colonization processes," says Dr.Jaba Marquenando of The Fuji Fuki Home and Abroad Geological Institution. "We hope that this year will be THE year we give 100% to all the initiatives currently under way!"
 

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