Hahaha... lol that was a fun read.

it is said that the toilet seat contains the most bacteria of all your household products.

Let's shake that up a bit. Consider most toilets are cleaned regularly with rather aggressive cleaning agents killing all those germs, which makes toilets generally a lot cleaner than your average smartphone screen.

Cheers to a bright white toilet smile and just think about that when you answer the phone next time, it might be worse than rubbing a toilet seat against your face?!?