I'm going to stretch the parameters of this post to include things that I absolutely don't believe. I'm going to do that to prove that there are a lot of people who are wrong enough that I can give you the ball at my own one yardline and you'll still lose.
Pretend that we all agree that governments (to be known for the remainder of this post as 'organized murder, theft, and rape machines) are legitimate.
Okay, now pretend that we all agree that we should be legally compelled to send our children to be placed into the care of employees of the organized murder, theft, and rape machine for eight hours a day, five days a week, for thirteen years, and that those employees should be able to choose what our kids hear without pushback.
Now pretend that we all agree that the only people who should be endowed with a monopoly over physical force to supposedly stop murder, theft, and rape should all be employees of the murder, theft, and rape machine themselves.
Pretend all of that.
How do you bitch about teachers being underpaid in one breath and demand that we defund the police with the next?