Guilty pleasures | Writing contest by @blewitt

Happy Saturday peeps

I thought today would be a fitting time to jump on one the posting bandwagon that's been doing the rounds lately. The guilty pleasures contest by @blewitt

I've read a few submissions and LOL'd quite a bit so I thought I'd give it a shot myself and I'll keep it clean so don't worry there will be no reason to avert your eyes at any point during this post.

Lung busting

So one of my more apparent vices is trying to obliterate my lung capacity and make it impossible for me to swim underwater for long periods or play soccer at my peak. Smoking Hookah is one of my all-time favourite guilty pleasures.

Been smoking these bad boys for years and they don't stop being a pleasurable experience. I honestly don't care if its bad for me, because it feels so good and no one can judge me.

It's just me and my pipe against the world!

I even Ulogged about my latest flavour find!

Image source: memedroid

Snack attacking

I love to snack, and my snack of choice has always been popcorn, at home, at the movies even at work. Anyone who sat next to me at work would know they need to deal with the smell of popcorn emanating from my desk on the regular and you will step on some coming to my desk to ask questions.

I don't think I've gone to the movies and not had one; I think its impossible, id probably walk out. Popcorn is life!

Analyse that

When I am in public, I have this awful habit of analysing them, where I think they come from, what they do, how they speak and act and I assign them a persona and even prepare monologues or even dialogues if its more than one person im looking at.

Its often mean, insulting and insensitive and well I keep to myself or might share it with someone I know who can relate. I know I shouldn't, but it feels so good, it's my life coping mechanism ok?

That's what I tell myself, it is my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Source: someecards

Whats you're guilty pleasure?

I'm not going to bother challenging anyone because ya'll ignore my mentions, you know who you are, and I know you saw them because you comment on my posts using Partiko. Just remember that I know and that I'm hurt!

So if you do feel like it, share you're a guilty pleasure and tag me in it so I can give it a read :)

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