Guilty Pleasures [CONTEST] - Cry baby cry

How wonderful are children! Especially if they're not yours... Almost all friends of ours have one or more small children and every time we go to visit them we notice how the child's personality is different. That depends on the education the child receives by his parents. Often we play with them and sometimes the child doesn't like your contribution, in a moment he/she turns into a screaming creature running after mom and dad, grumbling that you ruin their game.

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Well there is this little girl, she's so cute, with a wide smile and blue eyes, little miss Perfection, maybe because she's the child of Mr & Mrs Perfection. So making her angry it is the real perfect pleasure.

So you don't know how, but you find yourself acting like another person, the little devil on your shoulder is whispering you what to do. And you shouldn't do that, you are a responsible grown up adult! Anyway you go on.

You know that doing that little thing, like naming her favorite doll differently as she likes, you will get a certain reaction. Little miss Perfection will be annoyed and, with the same facial expression of an upset Lucy (Peanuts comics), she'll run like Beep Beep the road runner to Mr & Mrs Perfection.

You feel guilty because you almost made a poor innocent soul cry. But isn't it a lesson of truth for the perfect parents, to face the imperfection of their daughter getting upset for nothing?
And you were the one to teach them this important lesson. Ok, you had to use their innocente daughter for that but this is not a perfect world.