I care about all the other shit that the Tories were happy to handwave. The deaths. the care homes - in which my family feels some culpability - the PPE, the landlord with the dodgy isolation rooms made from bouncy castles.
It's like we are saying, this matters not. The actual corruption, insipid, pustulating. The incompetence. I mean heck, giving your mistress free run of the government to feather your bed is a crime Boris has also been guilty of multiple times.
Is it the hypocrisy? From THIS government, are you kidding? You've seen them right? Heard them? Watched them. This is government by shameless entitlement, every single fucking last one of them. Hypocrisy is just a thing that they do, a bath they wallow in at our expense.
Even if he is gone by Monday, the Augean stables continue to be piled high with Tory shit, and its a Sysiphean task to wash them clean. It doesn't really feel that we are ever going to be in that place again.
Saying that, it was the constant drip drip drip of petty sleaze that brought down Major, the moralist secretly bonking Edwina Currie.
If I was the Tory party I'd embrace being the party of sex positivity - God knows the most obnoxious and odious seem to be at it like rabbits. Used to be they resigned and 'spent more time with their families'.
God help the poor fucking families.
When they go, I want them to go for something real. Something crystal clear. Something where the country stands up and says 'No. No more. THIS IS NOT WHO WE ARE!'
A total repudiation of Conservatism. Decades in the wilderness. Stripped of power and money and influence.
Or, you know, in their natural element. Stripped to the waist and rutting during Question Time, snouts in the trough, used twenties stuffed in every orifice.