"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT". You may never know how true these words are until you can't give a 💩. Yes, some say that when they are tensed or care little about a situation but in my case I wanted to give a 💩 but couldn't. Or rather I did while weeping inwardly. I had some cramps on my tendons last week, and was given some drugs to ease the stress. Part of the requirements while taking the drugs is to drink more than enough water.
Unfortunately for me, the weather has been supercool due to constant rains in my area. Thus, I didn't get the urge to take water, neglecting the instruction I was given. The consequence was that I GOT ENOUGH CONSTIPATION that could have gone round for a dozen people to just myself. I have never felt so much pain as I did this past few days. However, I am happy I can now give some 💩 with less pain.
I have turned a vegetarian by force. I have consumed more bananas than the water I was told to drink. The bright side is that, I have literally confessed so many sins anytime I got the urge to visit white house to drop some 💩.
May be my confessions worked, or the fruits and vegetables worked. I am now experiencing less pains. That is to say, I am getting better. And for that, I am GRATEFUL.
Have you experienced Constipation before? How was the fun experience of not "Giving a Shit"?
My signout message is:
You Will Never Know How Useful Dirt is, Until You Meet The Soap Maker.
Hahaha 😂😂😂😂 OMG.... You Crack me up!
I'm sorry it's not the Constipation I'm laughing about as Yes I've been there more times than you know and it sux.
But the way you 💩 talk and use the 💩 is hilarious and you always write with such humorous ways and I love that 🤗
With that said...... I'm so sorry you felt so sick and had such pain. Glad you feel better and the food have lots to do with our health for sure.
Hope for full recovery for you and I wish you a wonderful weekend. Much love 🤗❤️🤗
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I know you will never laugh at your baby for the wrong reasons 😀😁😀🙌😀. Thanks for caring and laughing too, I just had to express what I have been passing through 😁🙈🙊
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Haha emjoe!!!!! I LOVE this post lol. I love how you just talk put all your 💩out there on the blockchain hahaha you brave soul!!!
The timing on this is just too perfect because today I was telling my friend that I have to eat a diet of mostly vegetables and just some meat otherwise I don't 💩 very well. So yeah, imagine having this problem all the time. Let's just say, I have LOTS of good 💩 stories. Oh man, you have me laughing just thinking about it.
So now you also got me to confess a LITTLE bit on the blockchain as well. Drink lots of water, it's not too late!!
I hope you keep feeling better
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Lol. It is not a fun experience at all. I have got no better idea to explain my Missing In Action (MIA) these days.
Thanks for understanding. I like to be raw and real sometimes though 🙈.
🙌😀😁
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the one that you should eat more of all those is the watermelon, in my country we say "patilla" that will end up removing everything
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Thanks so much for caring
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Lol glad you are feeeling better! Side effect of those pain meds 🤨
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:) thanks.
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