Get up from your chair and go outside. Take a look around. You see that “innocent” tree standing there? Well, what if I told you that trees like that one kill approximately 100 people every year in the United States alone?!
Trees, the heart and soul of "Mother Nature" are also known to contain poisons like sulfur and chlorine. But wait. There is more. Go inside and take a look inside your fridge. Take a good look at that banana resting all innocent, ready to be eaten by your poor fragile child. Bananas are known to be naturally radioactive, containing up 0.5 nanocuries each! Remember Chernobyl and Hiroshima? That’s right. Would you radioactively poison your own child?
We did a research to find out what is really inside a “natural” banana. Guess what? They are all made of chemicals that are found even in synthetic foods!!!
INGREDIENTS: WATER (75%), SUGARS (12%) (GLUCOSE (48%), FRUCTOSE (40%), SUCROSE (2%), MALTOSE (<1%)), STARCH (5%), FIBRE E460 (3%), AMINO ACIDS (<1%) (GLUTAMIC ACID (19%), ASPARTIC ACID (16%), HISTIDINE (11%), LEUCINE (7%), LYSINE (5%), PHENYLALANINE (4%), ARGININE (4%), VALINE (4%), ALANINE (4%), SERINE (4%), GLYCINE (3%), THREONINE (3%), ISOLEUCINE (3%), PROLINE (3%), TRYPTOPHAN (1%), CYSTINE (1%), TYROSINE (1%), METHIONINE (1%)), FATTY ACIDS (1%) (PALMITIC ACID (30%), OMEGA-6 FATTY ACID: LINOLEIC ACID (14%), OMEGA-3 FATTY ACID: LINOLENIC ACID (8%), OLEIC ACID (7%), PALMITOLEIC ACID (3%), STEARIC ACID (2%), LAURIC ACID (1%), MYRISTIC ACID (1%), CAPRIC ACID (<1%)), ASH (<1%), PHYTOSTEROLS, E515, OXALIC ACID, E300, E306 (TOCOPHEROL), PHYLLOQUINONE, THIAMIN, COLOURS (YELLOW-ORANGE E101 (RIBOFLAVIN), YELLOW-BROWN E160a), FLAVOURS (3-METHYLBUT-1-YL ETHANOATE, 2-METHYLBUTYL ETHANOATE, 2-METHYLPROPAN-1-OL, 3-METHYLBUTYL-1-OL, 2- HYDROXY-3-METHYLETHYL BUTANOATE, 3-METHYLBUTANAL, ETHYL HEXANOATE, ETHYL BUTANOATE, PENTYL ACETATE), 1510, NATURAL RIPENING AGENT (ETHENE GAS).
But wait. There is more! Botulinum is produced from the bacteria in honey. This is 1,3 billions times more toxic that lead! This is the reason babies should never eat honey! But wait. There is more! One cup of apple seeds contains enough cyanide to kill a human being!
Forget about dosage! Would you really risk it to put chemicals inside your natural body? Could you really trust the propaganda about "Mother Nature?"
Methanal (Formaldehyde) is another poison that naturally appears in all fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs and even in tree leafs. It is highly concentrated in duck (120ppm) and smoked salmon (50ppm) as well as processed meats (20ppm). It can also be found in the human body (2pp) and it even takes part in the creation of DNA!!! Do we really need DNA when it is will known to get damaged and cause cancer? We are spiritual beings! We don’t need to breed with such primitive ways. Have you checked lately how many people are infected with mother natures diseases? 110 million American have STD's!
Naturally produced Methanal is identical to the chemically produced variety. This is the reason enlightened people woke up a few times in the past and banned products from Johnson & Johnson and also vaccines that contained trace amounts of the substance. The amount was so significant that is estimated that fatal poisoning would be induced after just 40 million showers with their product! Many people also started avoiding vaccinations due to the methanal danger even if a vaccine contains 80 times less the amount that it can be found in a pear. You can never be too cautious right?
Forget about the natural vs organic myth. The only safe way not to die from all these chemicals is for us to push towards photosynthetic skin. This is the only way we can acquire clean energy from the sun and live forever. Literally every person that has eaten chemical food has died before the age of 100! Mother Nature has killed billions so far! We are spiritual beings. We shouldn’t say goodbye so fast! Join me in this enlightening crusade!
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Hehe! He is dangerous, delete Windows from your PC!
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I tried to take your advice but windows deleted me first.
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I KNEW IT
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lol.
and of course, the thousands of lives he's saved through introducing vaccination programs so people don't die of fatal diseases is just a step towards a much more nefarious plan for global depopulation...
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Lol, very entertaining and eye opening article! Would love to show it to others to raise awareness of chemical fruits :))) people are too paranoid theae days, seems like everything will kill us.
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😂 LOL 😂... Illuminati confirmed... 😂😂😂 ...
Like you said at the end of the article about humanity needs to feed through photosynthesis. Humanity must evolve its vessel, grow organic solar power cells on the skin and eyes to absorb the sun light for energy/nutrition ⛮. Then humanity will reach its full potential and become light beings in weight and spectrum plus not have waste to leave behind.
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Unfortunately, people are often highly susceptible to buzzwords like organic, chemicals, GMOs, gluten, bio and so on and start developing pretty big misconceptions based on the lack of understanding of the topic and concepts they are passing judgment on.
The more important question is where do I sign-up for photosynthetic skin and does it come in colors different from green as I wouldn't have the clothes to match a green skin and I don't feel like having to update my wardrobe too. I think I can go for something like deep violet or dark gray. Or wouldn't true black be the most energy efficient option? It will go great with all the clothes I currently own.
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Banana has a halftime of 9000 years. Also it scores a 7 on the Richter scale.
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Good post
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This comment has received a 0.15 % upvote from @booster thanks to: @hamzaoui.
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"All things are poison and nothing is without poison; only the dose makes a thing not a poison."
Paracelsus
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I wonder though. how many got the joke? did you check the comments out?
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Yes, I have. About what I expected. Parody, irony, and sarcasm aren't picked up internationally as well as most Europeans expect. That fact is a great source of fun and pranks for some of my family members who live in the USA.
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Murica always takes the price when it comes to tinfoil
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I''ll just put a comment here , if anyone wants to upvote it .
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Oh no! OMG GMO
E948 is the worstestest
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another one that got the joke. finally :D
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Cool post
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I'm a very healthy eater and I have always had a problem with this. Great incite!
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Wow, the comments. It's frightening. I sure hope this is just some nutty Steem bubble than reflective of the world at large.
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One can always hope.
Although, having been on steemit almost 2 weeks now, and seen the comments I get, I always expect the worst :p
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fuck that i eat two bananas at once :P
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@kyriacos - ** Wow - This takes the cake (or the Banana!!). Banana, honey and all those 'mother nature's beauties' contain harmful things too? I guess then all it means is that we need to be very careful and eat things in small quantities. Excesses will kill us with dosage accumulation!** Thanks for sharing. Upvoted and followed
At my end, I continued my observations of nuggets of wisdom from wildlife and wrote a blog 'How to Chill - 🐵
Monkey Style' with my wildlife photos and musings with a twist. I request you to take a look at it when you have time. Your comments, as always, would be an encouragement and incentive for me to make better blogs. Thanks
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informative post :)
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I think the problem is that people just dont care what is in food anymore, as long as it tastes good and fills you up.
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Thank you, @kyriacos, for your witty sarcasm in this area. Be on the lookout for that H20 chemical. You can't live without consuming it daily, but it'll kill you if you drink too much of it or stay submerged in it too long.
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Ha Ha after reading this article I was thinking about writing one about Water...Too Funny. I hope @kyriacos will do another one with this same style. It will be epic! I'll wait and see if he submits an H20 article. He should do a whole series maybe. Radio Waves/Electricity , Transportation, Living In a House, and so many more!
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This.
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Ban dihydrogen monoxide!
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I agree with you ,Thanks for sharing life saving blog
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If this article is right, it means we can't eat anything. If we don't eat we die after 3 weeks, if we eat we die at the age of 80-90.
I prefer the second choice
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No man, third choice is to develop photosynthetic skin didn't you read the article doge.
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If I didn't read it, how could I know you where talking about all foods are poison and so on? I'm just not very optimistic about your photosynthetic skin being developed before I die.
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Nice post.
Hlo,I'm new to this steemit, and I have a lot to learn about steemit, maybe in this steemit a lot of it makes a parable.
I hope you can also help me, and I have followed you thank you...
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Did you also know that everyone who has been in contact with the Sun has DIED??? The only way we can TRULY be safe is if we live in caves with no contact with nature.
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it means you are waning us to stop eating these fruits ?
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It is meant as a satire ;) he points out, that all food contains some traces of Chemicals that are considered toxic so why worry about that stuff, if you could only avoid it by starving to death. He just makes fun of all the people going crazy about those frequent notions about something containing harmful substances.
I love that post and was grinning from ear to ear when I read it! I hope you get many more upvotes on that!! Resteemed
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With this new mother nature diet where essentially I don't eat anything ever I'm going to lose weight super fast! Thanks
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Nicce
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Bananas are 75% hydrogen dioxide and that shit is known to have killed thousandd of people, perhaps millions.
Steemy McSteamFace - A Steam inspired dark-coloured skin for Steemit
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:'D
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good info
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I'm already dying from chemicals in food. I do what I can, but it is the way that it is.
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You started dying the moment you were born. :)
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Rule of Thumb: If it comes in a packet it's probably toxic. If it can go off in a couple of days and grew, it's probably good stuff.
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Genetically Modified is not the same as Chemical alteration... I do not like preservatives but there is nothing wrong with GM food!
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Nice piece of information @kyriacos
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yea sad thing every thing we eat is poisonous now :/ with chemical things :(
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Hilarious post!!! :D
But maybe you should put something on its end to inform people that dondt get it aboit its satirical nature ;) some people in the comments didnt seem to get it
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omg! thanks for sharing @kyriacos
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The only way to prevent eating all this food is having knowlegde about them both bad and good
Thanks for sharing
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wow
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I may have a mild case of chemophobia. My real problem is Phobiaphobia.
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OMG You mean I can't eat banananaaas anymore???
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I have decided to celebrate your wonderful post by eating a phallic-shaped radioactive yellow thing:)
This is why I love The Count Of Monte Cristo - the French dude that wrote the thing spent a few chapters explaining to the reader how to handle poisons (dose, how to create immunity, how to cure illnesses with things that can kill you, etc...). Two centuries ago he wrote that, and we are still, collectively, dumbos:)
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I prefer eating food that I cook....not eating at all would kill me faster...;)
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Everything is poison these days. Chemicals are emmitting from industries filling the air. Not only what we eat even the air we breath.
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Thanks for sharing such a valuable post... :)This article that can help many users along the way.
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I guess it is interesting theory.. but you seem little jumpy.
Because we can't live 100 years without food.
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Thanks for the info @kyriacos. It's very educative. Don't forget to follow me @jakemore
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ded
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Nice post!!
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This reminded me of the following about another VERY DANGEROUS chemical mix that has made it into all of our bodies!
True story.
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most of the fruits now a days containing chemicals because of our poisonous environment..
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I do remember Chernobyl and Hiroshima, now we can add Fukushima to the list.
It just keeps getting better and better so why not just eat, drink and be merry?
:o)
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Hi @kyriacos,
I can not express my growing disappointment while progressed reading your article until I saw the [funny] tag underneath:)
Phew... I though you've gone crazy;)
P.S.: I will definitely stop using Johnson & Johnson products! 40 million shower can be done in little over 109,000 years!!! As I'm planning to live forever this is a real deal for me!
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Great post!
Upvoted.
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Chimicals everywhere...earth is polluted
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My first comment on any post.
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My grandpa is 85 y.o. and he is eating very bad things. I don't believe this article. I know so many vegans which has illness every moment.
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All eating must stop immediately! Your body is a temple and should not be poisoned!
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OMG i was just going to have a banana, just saw your post, life saviour indeed, Lol...
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That's why fasting is very important. It gives your body a chance to clean out and regenerate before the next onslaught of poison.
Cheers
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And not to forget this corrosive oxygen that we have to inhale with every breath. So yes, photosynthetic skin is highly needed...
:)
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you are the first to get the joke. Let's see how much tinfoil we got going on this platform
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Lol. Photosynthetic skin sounds cool. I only hope that I don't get Goats, Impalas and buffalos coming after me when I go for my wildlife photography.
Also - wouldn't carbon dioxide production be a problem at night? LOL
Not my subject really- Am more into wildlife and travel photography and blogs with my musings about my photographs in general. I would be honored if you take a look and provide your comments
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Hay @kyriacos Nice Post Voted & Followed
I always follow your journey whether it is Travel or Other !!
I Wish You Would Also Follow and Upvote My Post @funnystuff
Really I Liked What You Do Every Day
And Always Join - Upvote - Comment and Reesteem
I wish the same
Thank You Sweet
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Dude, you get radiation just from sun. Stop being so fucking scared of eating bananas that's stupid lol. Trees are toxic? Dude you drank too much bleach tbh...
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"All is poison, nothing is poison : it's the dose that makes the poison" Paracelse
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I guess I'm immortal then, because I've been eating food that contains chemical almost my entire life, and I haven't died. I'm just kidding.
Nice piece there. Followed ya
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Off topic but I know you are as big of a Dollar Vigilante fan as I am. Hope you enjoy my spew. :-)
https://steemit.com/dollar/@joejustjoe/7-15-17-it-s-official-dollar-vigilante-jeff-berwick-makes-history-and-out-cramer-s-jim-cramer
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Pedantic or borderline fallacious...
Do you believe that when people talk about "avoiding chemicals" that they are actually referring to all chemical compounds? I feel the word has multiple meanings (obviously mis attributed).
Literally everything comes from nature, so this argument is invalid.
I believe (from context) that when people say "chemicals" when referring to additives to their food. They are discussing additive in food that are found in higher quantity and with various human-altered chemical compounds than would occur if humans hadn't applied them.
So, maybe this is just for laughs. Or maybe, I am taking this too literal. This is only the second post I have read of yours and I may not fully understand your humor. But, your use of straw man tactics are causing it to be difficult to take your thoughts seriously.
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I have auto-immune disease and my ability to keep breathing depends upon avoiding toxins as best I can. I did it in the states starting in 2000, but new laws allowing more and more of these toxins into the food and water supply made that very difficult as the years went on.
You are correct in saying that the list of potential harm-inducing additives is long. I had to go organic on bananas in 2012, when some laws were loosened as to what can be done to a banana to keep it stable in us warehouses.
Now I am in Thailand and travelling in other close SE Asian countries. Thankfully, the toxic load here is much lighter as many hundreds of toxins allowed on food in the us are illegal for use in these countries.
I have gained back a lot of health in just over a year. As they grew out, my finger and toenails turned from brown back to their natural color for just one example of that improvement. I had no idea how dark they were until I watched the brown stuff grow out for months.
The lady who cuts my hair said my hair was "dead" when I first got here and called her friends in to look at it. They all looked sad and shook their heads. Now she says my hair is almost healthy.
In the some parts of the auto-immune community, we call people who still ingest chemicals with abandon the "pre-sick." What were small groups a few years ago are now flooded with new sick people daily and they are getting younger at the time their illness starts.
What is funny to you is a daily life or death struggle for many of us. I am lucky to be having wonderful results with my move and now can eat any banana I see being sold on the side of the road or in a market stall. None of them make me curl up in spasms of pain which is a big relief. I wish my friends could all get out too, but many are too sick to travel at all.
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hello @kyriacos you make great post please read this one i am sure you will find it very interesting https://steemit.com/food/@upbuzz/food-for-thought-expert-on-gastro-secrets-how-our-brain-works-when-we-eat
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You learn something new everyday :) I didn't know all that especially about apple seeds and that innocent banana? My goodness! Thank God its small amounts. Seems we can never fully escape chemicals. Thanks for sharing :)
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OMG! I just read a blog from @doitvoluntarily on how Kraft mac and cheese has toxic chemicals! ahhh This is why so many people have cancer. So sad.
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There is a price and time for everything. You may as well eat nothing so as not to be polluted at all. Even your spirit need to be renewed. Do your part honorably here and now, and move to to the next before you become a burden to the system.
On the other hand, you cannot add so much chemicals to your soil and expect something else.
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well that is a little bit scarry article, i knew our food was poisoned but you took it too far. no matter what you do or where you go, our air is no longer clean. we got sprayed like animals here with the chemtrails and all the shit they spray our food with. even bugs don't eat this sprayed food anymore, i no longer find any bugs in an apple or a peach. this is a bad sign. And the pharma stuff is a whole different story how they poison us in order to sell their drugs. I don't believe we came to earth to go fucking work everyday to do something you don't like.
I wish for better times
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The human body is stronger than you think it is. Worry less about all this stuff, it makes you more sick than chemtrails and all this other stuff combined. This article is actually meant to make fun of people being oversensitive about chemicals in food, because food always consists 100% of chemicals and so do you! Chill out, this will increase your ability to fend off whatever comes your way (except maybe a hungry shark).
Traces of chemicals that are considered toxic will not kill you but worry might give you cancer. You can choose for yourself, if you want to see yourself as a victim or an empowered person, capable of doing great things!
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YES!!!
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LOL, I'm sorry I missed this when you originally posted it. Hilarious.
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On the “brighter” side… we will die even if we don't eat, @kyriacos ;)
I wonder how are we going to get to that moment without coffee :)
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