1,003 Followers.. holy crap. I missed the milestone.

in hey •  5 years ago  (edited)



Dear My Thousandth Follower,

I don't know who you are. But thank you. I thought I would actually never make it to the thousands. I was in the 900s for like, since last summer at least. A long time. Once I reached the 900s it's like people got bored with me and moved on. Or maybe I did something to offend people from visiting. I don't know. Who knows? Doesn't matter.

This life is an everchanging mystery for me. Who is my thousandth follower? What makes pollen yellow? Why do fish put up with so much crap from the universe? I don't know. Humans are dumb and beautiful.

I am very sick today, and am not making a lot of sense, I'm sure. Missed the past 2 days of work, but it was nice to just lie in bed all day, I must confess. I think i would rather be sick and not at work than not sick and mopping floors and cleaning spilled juice and mystery goo off of cafeteria tables and dealing with grumpy co-workers all day.

I watched about a dozen episodes of The Office the past two days. At least. I've been watching this series for many months now. I'm on season 7 now (of 9.) I love it so much. It makes me laugh when I'm alone. Alone laughter is the best because you know it's genuine and you're not trying to just make someone else feel better by laughing at what they say in a lame attempt to make them seem more endearing to you than they really are.

THAT was a long sentence. Anway. This meme kinda sums me up in general, in every way possible.



That episode was a great one, by the way. "You have no idea how high I can fly." It was a big moment for Michael. But I will not spoil it, because NO SPOILERS, people!

I'm going to go back to bed now. Much love to all of you. If you're still at STEEM and still STEEMING ALONG.. I tip my hat to you. I don't even wear hats.. so that is really impressive of you to get me to tip one to you. If you are #RAGEQUITTING like @llfarms is doing, I love ya, dawg. High five. ♥

Hahahah... I called you dawg. I never do that. It does not work for me to try to talk funny like that, but sometimes I do it anyway. I'm going to do it again right now in the next sentence:

Love ya, DAWGs.

Ahahahaha. Okay, sorry.

Have a great weekend!

♥ Serena


"All we needed was love" photo by Paul Townsend

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I rage quit last week...it wasn't quite as glorious as I hoped it would be.
Perhaps I should try it again, maybe I'll get it right one of these times...

u caint rage quit who will gimme cookie and cake? and sing pretty song and write strange tings?

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Dawg, quitting is the only option. You're not alone.

congratulations love :)

What does the 1000th follower get????