DILETTANTES...Hehe, that's funny

in hive-107855 •  19 hours ago 
I have no tattoo or obsession about tattoos on my body but when I see people with large sized tattoos on them I feel kind of excited and want to approach them and ask questions especially while walking or sitting on beaches. I go to beaches often; after all, we have so many beaches around, so why not!

 
I wish I could approach a more attractive girl or guy than most other people on the beach and take a chance to ask them if their outstandingly large-sized tattoo was temporary or a permanent one.

In between you and me, my dear Steemians, I approached a woman once with beautiful tattoos on her bare body lying on the beach, reading a book, and greeted her.

Hehe, you guessed it right; my wife was not with me that day but had gone to Adelaide to see her friend, an expert lady running a large nursery.

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I said, "Hi."

She smiled!

I said, "What's up?"

She said, "Waiting for my boyfriend!"

I came back to my place, grinning from ear to ear, but you guessed it right; I was disappointed to a great extent.

No, please... if you think I did that with any wrong intention, you're mistaken. No way, man, I just wanted to be a little social, nothing else.

Disappointed? Yep, a little, but as I said, I am not a dilettante of babes, but tattoos do attract me.

I had my intentions clear, and I had nothing but tattoos in my mind. Let me make it clear here, unfortunately, most girls with big tattoos were always with men, and they were in groups, and I did not want to approach anyone with no tattoos or without big tattoos.

No way, I love myself more than those tattooed girls. I don't want to get hit by those dangerous-looking companions escorting them.

Incidentally, tattoos, however unique, are only ink ideas for me and women or men wearing them from the old traditional designs. So don't think for a moment that I ever had any malintent if I looked at them!

I once read on a travel site that said, "Look for dolphins around." I looked around; I didn't see any dolphins, but what I saw was not bad either. You see, I obtained my ninth dolphin only yesterday, so yeah, you can count me as a dilettante for them.

As far as I am concerned, I love tattoos in black, grey, or blue, or the multi-colored modern-day portraits and images, including butterflies, lions, tigers, compasses, and fish. They have never attracted me, but that is my choice, personally, depending upon the girl having them.

So, what do you want to say? No, no, no. I did not look at them because someone told me that tattooed girls were more likely to give you company than non-tattooed ones or those with any other body art, including piercings, etc.

Why are you smiling? No way, man, I always go to beaches with my wife, so that’s not my basic idea, or I am a dilettante to look at them, but that's just my curiosity. Sorry, guys, no, not my idea. Just chill, man!!! I have no bad intention, not even in my dreams.

As we know, the beauty of the beaches is not limited to Vitamin D, but it’s fun for each age group. As they also say that a person is as old as he feels, I am not sure who said it, though, but I did not say it, so a trip to a beach is fun for everyone.

If a man appreciates women, I am sure women also appreciate men. You know what I mean, yes, on the beaches with no clothes on, the TATTOOS guys think nothing else.

I have seen and met many wonderful people on the great beaches in Australia and even saw them enjoying themselves like ordinary people. What if they were in beach costumes? Some were wearing even less, though (read they were wearing nothing), but they had their faces covered with their sun hats, including many famous celebrities, and they were with or without tattoos.

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