It was few minutes to 12 midnight when I finished ironing my clothes for work the following morning. I wore one of my latest suits and was moving up and down my room looking at myself in the mirror.
Oh Lord, money will fit me when I actually have it oo, I jumped into my bed with the suit. Before I knew what happened, the man in me was dead in sleep.
The man appeared in another world that looked so real. He had competed for a national essay competition that the winner was to go home with 10,000 USD.
I passed the first and second round and qualified for the last round. The day finally came for the last round. We wrote and left the hall. I heard rumours that I was the overall winner.
The day to give the prizes and award came, and I was already prepared with my well-ironed shirt and trousers. I wear my matador spray and I was smelling good.
I had already prepared in my mind what I will say during the vote of thanks. I was like.....I want to express my sentiments of gratitude which flow from the innermost heart of the heart of my heart to.
I didn't even conclude, I smiled and left for the venue. Everywhere was filled to the end. I saw one space and sat beside one fine girl named Charity.
Charity couldn't allow me to concentrate. She started, you are Petermary, right? I noded with a smile. I have read your books and articles, you are doing well, I do enjoy your write-ups
I wish to be like you when I grow up. I told her, you can become what you may want to, but don't want to be like me. Not quite long, she said, handsome please can you accompany me to get something outside?
I checked my program of events and realized that the next item was the presentation of awards and prizes. I had already planned on what I will do with the 10,000 USD.
I had to follow her after much persuasion, as she was already causing confusion. She actually wanted to go and urinate. I was pressed also but I was used to controlling it based on the training I received from the seminary.
Since there was a male urinary around there too, I had no option but to use it. I heard my name being called just as I opened my zip, I decided to urinate at once and rush to the hall.
Charity had finished and went back to the auditorium without waiting for me. See as I rushed to urinate. I zipped up my trousers and started running to the auditorium.
While on the way, I felt water going down my legs. I woke up by force and discovered that it was all a dream. But you know what? I actually urinated on my suits and my bed was soaked.
Charity was gone, my 10,000 USD was gone as well. See If you don't believe that dreams do come true, dream of how you urinate, your life won't remain the same.
Please who knows a bed dryer and cleaner? I need his or her services.. Please who knows the code I can use to transfer that 10,000USD in my mind into my bank account?
Whoever sees Charity, tell her I will come for her. Distraction can frustrate one's life.
Udondia Petermary,
6th July, 2021