Hi Steemitans,
Justin has called me in a rather distressed state, whilst I was busy working at neds pizzeria - doing deliveries and practicing social distancing.
It turns out that Justin has tried to "Fuck the STEEM Community" in a more literal sense this time (not that he fucked you over previously you ungrateful pricks) - by sticking his dick into the ethernet switches master port (which controls all steemit servers 🤦♂️) and thought he could just do a quickie and plug it back in. Unfortunately, it has turned into a rather graphic situation as Justin has managed to catch his foreskin on the pins (yes, he sent me pictures 🤢🤮). Hope you get that fixed soon @justinsunsteemit. Hopefully the doctors can get him unhooked and we can get back to serving you our censorship-free service.
I hope we can fix this situation soon, so that Justin can keep his investment and not sue me for everything I have.
Ned.
P.S. Free Cock with any small pizza @ Ned's Pizzaria