- K!dñápp£r: Get in the car
Me: I want to sit in front
- He bought you pizza and yoghurt last night and since then, you can't let your mind off him
My sister, you're not in l0ve; na longer thr0at dey w0rry you
- Always make sure you're moving f0rward in life.
Even if you're çryiñg, abeg cry dey go fr0nt
People were so kind to me today in the taxi.
I raised my arm, the person sitting by my righed gave me 'Roll on'. I said 'thank you', the person seated by my left dashed me 'Close up'
'It's a small world' 'It's a small world'
And I haven't met Bill gate, yet??.
When you visit a man and his friends start leaving one by one, my sister, follow the last pers0n
Guy: (chats her up) Babe, where are you?
Gal: I'm actually inside my dad's G-Wagon. I'm driving to work
Guy: Oh OK...
Gal: Where are you?
Guy: I'm actually three seats behind you. Wanted to tell you not to pay the conductor, that I will pay for you...
Welcome to Nigeria where mothers tell their children to reduce the volume of the TV, to $m£ll if the TV wire's búrñiñg
Lady: And Jac0b $l£pt with Leah the whole night, thinking it's Rachel
F£@r m£n
Guy: And Leah couldn't say she wasn't Rachel throughout the whole night
Double y0ur f£@r for w0m£n
Waiter: Comfortable sir
Customer: No, I didn't come here for table; Comeforfood
Some minutes later
Waiter: You bill, sir
Customer: Bill? Your s0up tastes funny
Waiter: Then, why ain't you laughing??
Enjoy this monster Contest and tell me if it is funny..
I will like invite @kouba01 @wakeupkitty and @drhira to take part in this contest.
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