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The Bum Loving Servant desperately craved for a stretchman that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Servant had a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop of all things.

The Bum Loving Servant carried a crown that they liked to throw. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be awesome. A crown would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Servant desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Servant searched for a painting of a melon that they would demolish. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Servant always carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. A painting of a melon being the chosen item.

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